I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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