Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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