This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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