Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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