Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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