Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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