You surviving the open bar?
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when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I could make wine with my vomit
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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