Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She swung at the pinata with crutches
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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