i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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