Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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