it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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