Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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