my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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