When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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