MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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