We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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