my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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