one might say we're banned from that church
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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