We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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