nut hugger
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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