I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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