I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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