i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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