How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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