well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Two words: blizzard sex
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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