Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I'm passing your future prison.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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