Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
this is an emotional support booty call
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
