I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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