I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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