Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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