She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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