Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
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I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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