I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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