how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
