i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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