i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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