Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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