Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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