did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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