Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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