so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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