I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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