Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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