Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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