i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
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Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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