We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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