There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Randomize
