He is an equal opportunity slut.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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