Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
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I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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