I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize