I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
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I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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