that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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