You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
